Noel’s random quotes, words and phrases

My first phrase has been a staple of mine for decades. I’m not sure what inspired this but it quickly became my daily comment. Later I added another line to it which was never as popular or successful as the original.
The monkey strikes the golden pot at midnight. (later added “and pigs fly at 2AM.“)

We all have words that we make up or words that we want to popularize. It seems today that if a celebrity says it bam! it’s instantly put into the dictionary. But if a normal person says it it’s referred to as improper grammar.
Bisquited – You’ve just been bisquited. (Yes I’m aware this spelling is incorrect but that’s just the way it is! Also when I use this word it’s not like the urban dictionary which means drunk… I use it more of like owned, beat down, etc.)

Battle Cries

As a side note I will list my friends battle cries as well. Everyone needs a good battle cry
Enchi Taco Combo – (I realize some Tex-Mex places have this as an actual menu item now but at the time I was not aware of any of these.)
Pizza! – friend of mine (not really sure how that is a battle cry but I guess I’m in no position to judge)
It’s time to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.